" When you're in jail a friend will be trying to bail you out. Your best friend will be in the cell next to you saying 'Freak that was fun!'"
"Your friend is the someone who knows all about you, and still likes you."
"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
"In a friend you find a second self."